When offered a critique of your photos; interesting means the same as uninteresting.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Flip-Flopping
I’m openly going back on my ‘word’ about Photo Depot. They’re still a great deal ($10 for processing and scanning to 2240x3360 jpeg files) and he probably doesn’t realize the work is undervalued when the same thing would cost $20-25 anywhere else; however, I contemplate does the photographer value it? and the answer is no.
On my flickr account I’m seeing a trend of posting 6-8 photos per 24 exposure roll and they’re nothing out of the ordinary – I mean I haven’t vested money in visiting locations or bribing waitresses for photos – so it’s difficult to justify spending $10 on top of the cost of film unless it’s something absolutely stunning and thoughtful I know I’ve taken. When I used my 6mp Fuji S6000fd I could enlarge my photos up to 11x14” and still have them look pretty good. Now if I’m getting scans back at 7.5mp resolution that wouldn’t help me make a larger print. That’s only about 500 pixels extra on each side - it would make better looking 11x14”s. This puts those scans in a predicament of looking marvellous for web usage or small print sizes (8x10” and 11x14” are perhaps fine for black & white). Annnnnd why even start with a lossy jpeg file when I should be editing a tiff? If this were a gallery submission, I could have an individual frame scanned on an Imacon and would get a tiff back without question.
My current thinking on this would be to get an Epson V600 (just announced) to see if it rivals Shoppers Drug Mart. If not, it’s quite disturbing that there is no middle ground for relatively high quality and affordable film scanning. All I hear about after flatbed scanners like the Epson are dedicated machines costing at least $1,000
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Unfortunate Film Scan Trials
Painful lessons in shopping around film scans.
Shoppers Drug Mart
To my surprise they aren’t the absolute worst around. I downsized a few of my own digital photos to the resolution they give, 1024x1544, and it actually took JPEG Quality 10 to get a comparable size to what they gave me (1.0-1.6mb) So I’m estimating they are compressed with Quality level 8 or 10. Photos are slightly cropped. Colour adjustments aren’t applied which I’m currently neutral to because I would prefer to keep the ambience of a low light picture AND have it corrected a little. Scratches and spots on many negatives. Still…not terrible and useful files for small edits. Cheapest around at $3 for processing and scanning to CD and same day turn-around.
Crap Walmart
Walcrap
Varies by location and competence of the operator. The location I went to at Square One Mall is the absolute worst as far as I am concerned. I receive 1024x1544 files at 150-200kb each which are useless for editing since they’re full of JPEG compression blocks and detail is obliterated – nothing to sharpen. Downsizing my own pictures I find the quality must be reduced to level 3 to be comparable *shudder*. Slightly cropped, no colour correction as the above also. Scratches and spots on many negatives.
Refunded.
Black’s Photography
Hello,
Thank you for taking the time to email us.
The store will try there best to have these scanned at 300DPI. I hope this information helps if you have any further inquires feel free to ask.
Uh oh? If printers print at 300 dots-per-inch (DPI) and a negative 24x36mm (1x1.4”) is scanned at 300 DPI that means I can make a physical print of 1x1.4”! Wow ok, they’re obviously thinking something different, the “you need 300 DPI to make a good quality print” rule. Anyway, I go to the Square One Mall location and their literature states 1232x1840 which – at the time – sounds marginally better than the previous places so I have them give me scans back.
Left Walmart, Right Black’s
Black’s has obviously corrected it better, but at the expense of washing out the ambience. So it looks like one extreme or the other. What bothers me most is that their scanners are setup to crop a little off every side! The 1232x1840 resolution is really just a gimmick to make them look better and in fact are upscaling (interpolating what a larger size would look like) to fit the familiar 4x6” size properly when printed. I could have used those pixels below the ice cream cone! What you’re getting is still a 1024x1544 file to put it simply and JPEG at Quality level 8.
Photo Depot
At 348 Lakeshore Road East. $10 for processing and high resolution scanning (16-base, 2240x3360). Files are at JPEG Quality level 10 and range from 2-4mb depending on content (like complexity and grain). Definitely the best looking photos I got back so far. Well corrected; not yellowed or ambience blown out on any. I tagged them with Fuji Reala so you can view them here for examples and anything I’ve posted up to August 15, 2009 has been processed there. Turn-around is for next day. I don’t think they’re cropped, but have no reference to verify. I’ll just be happy :P
Monday, July 20, 2009
Photobuddy
My photobuddy Annie is so resilient. She’ll visit places at unheard of times, choose themes and lie on the QEW at 4am waiting for the right light to pass by (a semi-truck). Anywho, we’re both perfectionists in our own ways. She does wicked portraiture effortlessly in seconds and has a great eye for what adds to and detracts from a great photo (fat legs, awkward craning necks, squinting eyes, any visible tension). I’m more of an exposure freak because, as I know how cameras work, they can’t intelligently determine the tonality of an object (how dark or how light a colour is supposed to be).
I’m a total newbie at shooting people so having a friend like her shows me how different…ly…skilled you have to be!
Some random shots:
Some sort of split-toning I made to evoke the ice cream (brown) and sun on her hair (dark maroon? lol)


Left to Right: Borked up double exposure, Polaroid 669 colour simulation with cyan shadow cast, last one I love the reflected light hitting the ladder and her hand really draws you in because it’s at the same focal point as the ladder
First Photo
And since the First Photo I’ve had more not-bad photos and have learnt a thing or two about controlling exposure on this very automatic camera.
I love this! It was the only photo, and the first one, that I was unquestionably happy with – made my day! Exposure looks fine and distance on the focus zones looks ok (1m chosen), just slight blur from her motion. Only adjustment was adding 12% Blue in Photo Filter to counteract the Orange-ish cast it had (blue is the opposite of orange!). At first she commented on the little array around the lens and I explained it’s actually for receiving solar power which is quite insane given it was made three decades ago and there’s nothing around like it today. It looks more familiar as one of those gigantic round saucer lights the dentist shines in your mouth. Wow, never expected the camera itself would start conversation! She seemed cute chatty enough so I asked for my first photo, wahoo! Asking is soooo important; I have a huge problem with any sort of special attachment to something you took from 8km away.
Now for the two not-bad photos from the first roll:
Not sure if this is too orange. It was a combination of sunset light and the orange skid. Pretty much all film pics have a colour cast unless you correct them. This was too magenta originally so I added 10% Green in Photo Filter.
The two deflated tires in the rear makes for a great angle, but the background isn’t too appealing.
And the obligatory measure-your-lens-distortion-phallic-size brick wall shot which miraculously does look pretty damn straight like a grid! The only error is my perspective not being exactly parallel. Very reassuring for when photographing buildings and things that should be straight.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Changing Tools
Using disposables for a month wasn’t just a gimmick; hopefully I’ve convinced you of that. I emphasized them for their speed, bright viewfinder, and non-intimidating nature. I initially picked them up because I felt a photographer’s block. I aspired more to be ‘shooting what I see’ and less fuss over exposure and all the technical that comes before taking the photograph. Trust me, I know my way around manual and spot metering tones, hyperfocal (not that it applies to point & shoots much) and using a grey card if I had to, but it also dictates very much what your style is. I feel I’ve always had the most success just taking photos through intuition – meaning not being aware of a situation or circumstance, but knowing there’s something special there. This instantaneous nature of photography is not something I had tapped into very often. Using disposables has changed my seeing in a beneficiary way where I know I have a different tool, but the right tool for a different type of photography. Inevitably this means I want more of the same, but in a proper film body and a lens not made out of floor tiles…
Doing on and off research and with a strong siding with a Flickr buddy, I bought an Olympus Trip 35 for $40 CAD on eBay. Not fully manual – no I don’t want that fidgeting to bring me to my heels for now. Highlights:
- Solar powered light meter (no batteries!)
- Zuiko 40mm F/2.8; insanely sharp, almost no distortion
- Four indicators for focus: 1m, 1.5m, 3m, infinity
- Thumb wheel allows you to advance film with one hand
- Parallax error markings in viewfinder
All I can think of at the moment!
The solar powered meter around the lens definitely draws attention and was an unexpected way to strike conversation with people. Actually while I was getting a coffee at a Starbucks in The Path today one of the Baristas asked me about it cause it’s obviously too cool and unusual! More on that later.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
A Simple Film Workflow (for disposable cameras)
I don’t claim to be an editing expert, however a lot of what you can do to a photo depends on the file you start with. Shoppers Drug Mart are the cheapest around – they’ll scan a roll to digital files for $2.99. What you get are 1544x1024 files good enough for the web. If you’re serious about printing them or need files with more bit-depth, uncompressed, etc I’d take them to Toronto Image Works where you can get gigantic files from your negatives.
I’ve been applying the same ‘capture sharpening’ principle everyone does when they start with their digital RAW files. Fixing colour casts can be done through Auto Colour which gets it in the ballpark and using Photo Filter afterwards to make a more precise correction if there’s still issues. People generally recommend to blur noise instead of trying to remove it which inevitably blurs detail; one of the better methods is to Despeckle the blue channel where noise prominently lies. There’s a slightly deeper method involving changing to LAB colour space, however I don’t believe it’s worth the destructive process of changing spaces when dealing with 8-bit files.
1. Despeckle the Blue channel
2. Spot Heal any obvious dust spots
3. Try Auto Colour to see how close it will fix colour casts and follow with Photo Filter if you can still detect a problem
4. Use Unsharp Mask (designed for film) and read this page. You just want to apply enough sharpen effect to lift the initial softness of the photo
5. Downsize to something like 800 or 1024 pixels on the long side. Small so they are useless in print, plus I feel the small size retains that mystery of what the viewer saw without needing to inspect every pixel
6. Use Smart Sharpen and Gaussian Blur option with a much lower amount percentage and radius. Gaussian Blur is used for soft or slightly out-of-focus photos (like the disposables)
I wouldn’t go overboard on tonal corrections with these files. The major eyesores are in the shadows. An easy way to fix them is by plotting points of interest using curves and moving the anchors with your arrow keys as to not make such drastic changes. Still…the photos need more work which has more to do with the limitations of the camera used. Some time in the immediate future I’m planning on getting an Olympus Trip 35, that way I shouldn’t have to deal with vignetting (as much) and obvious optical distortions or blurriness.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Film Pics
I finished off the Fuji QuickSnap disposable – somehow winding past 4 exposures – and by recommendation of a friend, was told to take them to Shoppers Drug Mart at King & Yonge. Apparently a lot of photographers use this place. They scan them to 1544x1024 jpeg files for ‘low-res’ meaning essentially they will print small, nothing pertaining to the quality I think. More than enough resolution for web usage. They look pretty accurate and / or pleasing so I left them untouched, some small crops and downsized.
Do I even need to voice the complaints? I was so happy with them for a first roll! Ok, they’re only sharp near the centre. Whoopee…I hope that’s where my subject’s face is. Not sure who the girl is, but I’ve seen her there many times before and was very willing for a photo. There’s my first discovery about this camera: can’t use them in poorly lit situations. Luckly I wasn’t trying to test its limits too much; I mean I already knew ISO 400 on my own digital doesn’t get you anywhere in low-light. That one was salvageable, but others I took were grain washout.
Already on my second roll! This has definitely mixed up my style some and inspired me to try new things.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
New Toys
Not to dis my digital, but the way I operate it isn’t very conducive to taking instantaneous shots. I got a couple nice starter shots by using Portrait mode and the other settings I described, but when I was in Loblaws today I saw a rack of instant single-use film cameras. I never ruled out touching film; I love the colour rendition and latitude. The side of the box said “Superia X-TRA” rated at ISO 400 which I think is a general purpose film. This also makes it a very general purpose camera since the ISO rating is very high for daylight shooting, I just hope the grain isn’t too visible in the end result.
What you get with cameras like these is one split-second shot with no shutter lag or viewfinder blanking. The lens in disposables is also pre-focused meaning anything from one metre away to infinity (background and skies) should be sharp. Of course they are what they are and I’m expecting obvious optical distortions and vignetting, but I won’t know how severe until I finish off this roll.
Googling afterwards, I found Ken Rockwell reviewed this disposable in Nov 2008. The body is different and he didn’t say which ISO 400 film, but I’m guessing Superia still, no reason why it shouldn’t be. I like what he said here about it:
More importantly, if you've gotten bored, befuddled, or otherwise disenchanted with with all the irrelevant computer crap that seems to have replaced actually taking pictures, grab a QuickSnap. It will get you back to the reason you started photography in the first place. Shoot with a QuickSnap, and all the fun and excitement of when we all first started photography is back again!
He continues ranting (it’s truth, I feel it…) for a few more lines if you scroll to Nov 3 2008 here. It’s at the bottom of the page.
Expect People
Lately I’ve had an inner urge to want to photograph random – willing – people. Not some voyeuristic shots pawned off as portraits.
Partly inspired by Gene’s portraits at Starbucks which make fantastic backdrops and a random encounter with my old Starbucks manager, Martin, who ran the Port Credit store for a couple years. Here’s that initial shot to begin them with:

As far as my camera goes, best thing to do is put the mode dial on Portrait and fire off three JPEG’s in continuous mode just in case their eyes blink in one of the shots. The Fuji (S6000fd) tends towards cool tones, but Portrait mode gives a very pleasing rendition, in my judgment. Only parameter adjusted was exposure for +0.20 and White Balance left as it was.
The rest were taken today; two volunteered, one random:
I have a lot to learn and can see this as becoming a very fulfilling project…uh portraits around Port Credit? I’m sure getting to one or two persons a day wouldn’t be difficult and the flocks of photographers walking about at dusk are always willing subjects!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Lesson Learned
It’s pretty cool that our Farmer’s Markets opened last weekend. Our very first in Port Credit and a larger one in the Square One mall parking lot. However, it is UNCOOL that some vendors are miraculously selling things out of season like: corn, blueberries, and grapes to name a few things I’d loooove to have now. I ended up buying some blueberries which tasted like beach sand and citric acid, puh. Ok 1) I will not return to that vendor 2) if you don’t have anything worth selling I can buy from your neighbour and 3) this isn’t like sourcing truffles – if you’re the only one selling blueberries you’ve got a problem.
Now I take with me a super useful list of what’s in season:
Blueberries $2.50?!?!?!? OMGWUT? NO!
A grape vine longer than my vacuum cord for $3?!?! Don’t buy’em!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Traffic Light
I usually avoid shooting at high noon, but this shadow of a traffic light today was ridiculous…
Reminds me of a nautilus.
Below The Bridge
Not that my blog title is in any way bizzare, but I like double meanings and that's what it is...
I love talking about and sharing music, at least that's what I think most of my brain is filled with, but the outlook is bleak for finding mates who share the same enthusiasm for weirdass classical music as I do. At work I was trying to describe a composer I listen to to another usher. To put it best, Giacinto Scelsi writes music around a note, for example A, using accidentals, quarter-tones or any method to slightly alter the pitch; and instead of creating melody/harmony by changing the pitch (A,B,C,D,E,F,G) he would change how the note is played. Yeah, sounds monotonous and hideous already. I inevitably gave up trying to make it sound like the next iteration of Haydn and lent her a CD instead. It wasn't epic fail, more like trying to describe the sea to a blind person.
A few days later I wrote back with some bits about the composer and was reminded of this pretty wicked technique he used on the violins in a piece called 'Ohoi' (for 16 strings, from 1966). I don't have any formal training besides a love of music FOREVER and hoarding CD booklets like pogs. Now this recording on YouTube isn't the one I know, but it'll do. Around 7:20 if you crank it up you can hear bows making rubbing sounds below the bridge. If you play ANY stringed instrument you'd know that you can't make notes on this part because the strings are too tight. In my gigantic opinion, he uses the rubbing effect of the bows in attempt to create sound which is nearly out of aural hearing. MP3 and its psychoacoustic compression is similar where it throws out samples in the lows and highs, but we still perceive the information as being there because of how our hearing works. Anyway, I thought it was a great way of expressing something in the music that couldn't literally be played (a transcendence?).
So that's the title of my blog; if you'd rather think of it as a gremlin with one claw ready to grab your heel and pull you into a canal, go for it.
Why Exist? To have a blog where I can unabashedly post thoughts and not cater to just a photo blog which I had in the past. This kept me from really integrating my life into it and since I don't know what the hell Photography is after two years maybe it'll make me a better Photographer. What I think I know about Photography is; in regards to technical, composition, aesthetics, blah: when it matters, none of that matters.
My old blog: http://verylittlebrain.blogspot.com/











